Ich bin nicht zu dick, ich bin nur zu kurz geraten.

– Gunter Gabriel, 2011

Says a priest to a philosopher: “Isn’t philosophy just like entering a dark room in search of a black cat that might not even be there?”

Replies the philosopher: “Isn’t religion just like entering a dark room in search of a black cat that might not even be there and claiming you found it?”

– Herman van Veen, 2011